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Woof Woof! Professor "oodle" Has Tallied Your Total!
Our tenured Professor Oodel, as he likes to be called, has crunched the numbers! He has 'doodleified' your invoice by multiplying the cost by the dog money factor of 7, subtracted 0, then 'de-doodleified' it by dog money again (which we all know is 7). It's a doggone good calculation, but we know it still feels ruff to pay. Thank you for your paw-tronage.
For further information, please see articles on slashdot.org whether a Professor Oodel is actually a human being in oodle clothing. He went in front of the Lacy Maids board of directors. After a box of milk bones and greenies, the board made the unanimous decision: It's a woof-tastic calculation method only a labradoodle could dream up! Sorry, Professor Oodel. You don't have to pay taxes.